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Feb. 2nd, 2006

Ron Jeremy is capable of autofellatio.

He wins my useless information while looking for porn award, this time at least.

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typesbad
Feb. 5th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
I think I read this last night, and then had a dream about you.

but it did not involve fellatio, or autofellatio.
luckierthisyear
Feb. 5th, 2006 11:51 pm (UTC)
I'm going to assume the fact that you didn't dream of me engaged in autofellatio is a good thing.

What did you dream of?
typesbad
Feb. 6th, 2006 12:26 am (UTC)
I honestly don't remember. you were there, though. and I was on the telephone. I have a lot of dreams about telephones, these days. ones that look like this but in off-white:

luckierthisyear
Feb. 6th, 2006 05:53 am (UTC)
I'm guessing war-era, and obviously rotary dial. sexy.

Maybe we were allied spies working with the USSR, and I was across the wreckage of bombed out london, and you were calling me in order to arrange for a meeting, in which I was to give you the microfilm plans for the german super weapon?
typesbad
Feb. 7th, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
I kinda doubt it was that interesting.

I had a dream last night that a friend of mine came back from russia, was working in an aquarium behind my grandmother's house, and I was a journalist reporting on it.
luckierthisyear
Feb. 7th, 2006 09:37 am (UTC)
Well, if you're dreams about me aren't going to be as cool as I just described, I WITHDRAW ALL PERMISION FOR YOU TO DREAM ABOUT ME!

Naw, that's too harsh. Dream all you wish.

Maybe it's crank residue kicking in, but I think you might look kind of cute in a reporters hat.
typesbad
Feb. 7th, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
well I'm sorry but I can't dream about the ussr EVERY night.

and: aw, shucks.

stands back to salute.
(splash)
waheyhey!!!
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